Sunday, December 11, 2011

Party FAQ's

If you have never gone to a party like Eden Underground, you are bound to have many questions.  Allow us to give you a little taste of the do's and don'ts, what to expect, and how to insure yourself a great time.  Please sit ERECT.  School is in session.

1.  DON'T BE NERVOUS-  Although this may be a new adventure, please know you are joining in on a party that is friendly, safe and encouraging.  You will be met at the door by a friendly face who will make sure you are at the right place.  Whether you have joined us before or not, most likely you will be asked if you know what type of party we are.  You will then be informed we are for TRANS & ADMIRERS.  Believe it or not, people do find themselves at our door without knowing we are exclusive to the Trans community.  We then will go over the primary rules of the party that have been a huge part of our success.
- this is a private party in a private residence with rules that must be followed
- no drugs do not disrespect our space by bringing drugs in to jeoprodize others
- no prostitution (if you are caught soliciting you will be ejected  immediately.  if you are solicited, please let us know immediately so we can take care of the problem swiftly) This has not been an issue thus far because of this strict policy
- no asshole behavior  bad apples will not ruin others good time.  Too drunk, too stupid, too much of a douchebag? TOO BAD.  This is for adults.  If you are complained about, you will be ejected.  Treat everyone with respect.

2. ARRIVE SHOWERED AND "PLAY READY"-
Nothing is more of a turn off than bad breath, B.O., or EEEEK....funky junk!!!!  If it has been a long day, do everyone the favor of freshening up before attending a party like EDEN UNDERGROUND.   Don't be remembered as the lady with the shitty booty or the guy with the sour balls.  It's just not cute.  We provide 3 private bathrooms as well as a shower and clean towels.  We also offer mouthwash, hand sanitizer and SWIPEs (eco friendly lovin' wipes)

3.  WEAR SOMETHING "Easy Access"
We are a "Clothing Optional" party, which means you may wear whatever makes you happy (With the exception of coats, hoodies, jackets or other clothing that might appear inhibiting for a laid back vibe.  These and any other unwanted clothing articles may be safely checked in our Clothing/Beverage Check.  You will be issued a ticket to identify your belongings)......... or by all means wear nothing at all.   Naturally you may want to wear more clothing at the beginning of the evening, but as you relax and the party heats up, you certainly may want to loosen up a bit.   For men and ladies, we suggest comfortable layers that can be easily shed to reveal sexier underwear or lingerie or way more flesh.  If you have less inhibitions, by all means, be the first to strip down.  There is nothing sexier than a "show off". 

4.  BOOZE AND BEVERAGES
We do NOT sell or supply liquor or beverages.  We invite you to bring your own and we are happy to check it for you and then retrieve your liquor for you as you wish.  We provide cups and ice and happily keep your beverages cold for you.  No glass containers are allowed in the play space as some people do enjoy to be barefoot or in socks. (We suggest sandals or flipflops to bare feet).  If all bottles are checked, it enables a more safe environment for everyone.  Feel free to share your liquor but please know that you are responsible for the ticket you are issued as you arrive.  Lost tickets result in our inability to retrieve your belongings. 

5. PARTY ETIQUETTE
Everyone comes to the party with at least one thing in common.  TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!!!  Your needs beyond that point are wide and varied.  Have the best time possible by remaining open and friendly.  One of the comments we recieve very often from our guys is how shocked they are to learn so many other men share their admiration for Trans Ladies.  They had felt very alone in their attractions up to that point.  Guess what?  When you aren't chasing some sexy ass, take a moment and strike up a conversation.  It's amazing how much less isolated people feel when they are part of a gathering with about 100 people who all share a common thread that has made many of them feel very alone at times.  Whether you are Trans or one of the many men who can't get enough, you will see at our parties that you come in all shapes, sizes and colors.  CELEBRATE IT!  Ladies, no matter where you are in your evolution (TV TS CD) please treat each other as equals and with mutual respect.  A pair of tits does not make you a better person, it just makes you a person with tits.  Don't forget where you came from.  Everyone's journey is different.  Guys, please keep in mind that some of our ladies have only been able to express their unique femininity in the privacy of their homes.  Being seen in their sexy female form is new enough, but to recieve so much attention can be a little overwhelming.  Approach with a bit of gentleness until you see where she is with comfortability.  It's a great practice to always ask before touching.  This makes you a gentleman, and there is nothing wrong with that.  Please know that NO MEANS NO.  If you encounter someone who is not open to your admiration, simply move on.  There is someone for everyone at EDEN UNDERGROUND.  When coming up on a scene, please wait to be invited to participate.  If that doesn't happen, then enjoy being a voyeur and witnessing something that turned you on enough to want to be a part of.  Find you own fun.  Unless you are a complete knock out, chances are if you spend the whole evening shying away from people, you will leave feeling unfulfilled because you were unapproachable.  Please know you must always keep your mobile phone out of view and put away in the play space.  Also no picture taking or recording devices of any kind.

    These have been just a few things that might help you understand who we are a bit better.  If you have a burning question that we may not have covered, then please call (718) 670- 3306 and just wait for the beep.  Leave us a detailed message AS WELL as a way to reach you and we will do our best to answer your questions.

Hope to see you on DECEMBER 23!!